Valentine's Day - Tis' the season for Domestic Assault

What happens when you combine a holiday with high romantic expectations, drinking, and  disappointment?  Domestic Assault.  Domestic Assault is a class A misdemeanor that carries up to a year in jail and takes away your right to carry or possess a weapon.  Missing chocolates or jewelry is not worth the hassle of attorney fees and possible jail time.  Have a nice dinner at home and get some Net flix.